Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I would never combine a Not Me! Monday with a Not My Child! Monday simply for the fact that there were too many good things to list. No, not me! I never sell my kids out!

My beach post, that I have been so diligently working on did not vanish into oblivion, No, not my post, I am so tech-savy that I never loose any important information.

I did not, once again, decided that I would put off getting back on the elliptical machine for another week. No, not me! I am so much more obsessed with being in shape than that. Oh well, maybe this will not be the week to get refocused either!

Rome did not go on a "Dove Shoot" with his beloved Duck, with me fully knowing that once the dove were shot, Duck would convince Rome to pull their heads off. No, not me! I am so much more concerned with keeping my child sheltered than exposing him to such brutality.

Rome did not pull them off. No, not Rome! He never does what Duck tells him to.

Rome absolutely did not tell everyone at Church what he and Duck had done. No, not him! He is not very verbal.

Nash did not take his diaper off sometime in the middle of the night and tee-tee all in his bed. No, not him! He always stays fully clothed and never takes his diaper off.

Since Nash is such a loving child, he would never get others in a head lock and scream "tap" with the full knowledge that they must say that word for him to let go. No, not him!

He did not learn the UFC moves from Jason and Rome. They would never teach that to a 20 month old.

I do not feel so much better getting that off my chest today! No, not me! I like to keep things like that to myself.

I did not complete a whole post with no pictures. No, not me! I always put pictures of my posts.

Go on now! Tell on yourself and your family and post your own!