No, not them!

This week, join me, along with the creator MckMama, for "Not My Child" Monday. You can head over to her blog as we say, "Not my child!" and share the horrendous, embarrassing or regrettable things that there is no way our precious children were caught doing!

Rome would never get up from his bed to bring my husband and me a creature from his nose. No, not him. He always stays in bed and never picks his nose.

My children never go to bed without a bath (for 3 straight days) because I counted swimming as bath time. No, not my children.

My oldest child never examines his bowl movements and then states how big, little, what shape, letter, or what color it actually is. No, not my child he is obviously not that observant (or gross).

Nash still does not love to sit in the dog's water bucket. He has definitely matured this summer and doesn't enjoy it.

Upon discovering nipples, Rome would never ask our dear friend Kristen where her nipple was as he was staring at her bathing suit top. No, not my child.

My youngest child would never scream his head off for an entire hour, as we drove to the MS Gulf Coast with our friends. No, not him. He is the perfect travel child and sleeps the whole trip, no matter what.

I hope all of you enjoyed my first attempt at "Not My Child" Monday. I know there will be many more funny things to post about.